THE CAVEMEN

Office by Alex Penny

The Cavemen is the newest Hip-Hop collective from the Bay Area. All with the mind set of making great music thats on another level, and murking anyone in our fucken way. The Cavemen originated in the highlands known commonly as the Glenwoods near the borders of Woodside and Radwood city. A very powerful warlock named Burger master of throwing crackin parties at his huge mansion birthed our knowledge of the Man Cave. Naturally there had to be a group of brave young souls to master this cavern on the mansions grounds and make it their own. Thus the Cavemen were created. Cave activities include smoking many kush nuggets the size of fucken tarantulas, drinking brews for days, making cross room hook shots on beer pong tables, gettin it in on models, throwing stupid crackin parties, kickin it with Chester, and living the fuck out of this trife ass life. The old mystical cavern formerly known as the Man Cave was no more since the departure of Mr. Burger to india to steal from the rich and give to the poor. A new place of dwelling was then needed for the Cavemen to continue on. They moved on to everyone's separate caves and would soon unite again to record new level shit. It was then Caveman Rolphanzo got logic studio to start recording hot ass beats while Dmac was on his fruity loops swag. And it was these sessions that it all started. Mace and Chewy G came aboard to add that spice we needed. Overall Cavemen has like 100,000 thousand members. We all make beats, rap, loiter, smoke, go to college(not all of us), drink, live, kill, swerve down the freeway gassing 120, munch, party(some of us), most importantly WE DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OF US. WE RUN DEEPER THAN ANYTHING YOU LISTEN TO, AND WE TIRED OF THIS WHACK GENERATION.

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